It’s your decision. How stupid is that cancel thing? He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. Everybody’s shivering. Partly because he was actually quite funny and partly because he made it through the gauntlet and didn’t back down. You guys stood by us toxic white males through centuries of our crimes against humanity, you rolled around in the blood money and occasionally when you wanted to sneak off and hook up with a black dude, if you got caught you said it wasn’t consensual. You all gonna go see Rocky 19. So, why don’t you shut up, sit down next to me and take your talking to. Ah! “Remain Seated,” his latest solo special, will show you why this Grammy nominated, multi-platinum recording artist, and Billboard award winner is at the top of his game. The terrorists will never bomb you people ‘cause you’re fucking worthless and no one cares about you. Sun goes down at 4 in the afternoon. All of yas…can line up with your Harold Carmichael fuckin jerseys, and one at a time you can all suck my dick. Fuckin boo me 9 hrs. That’s what I learned. Coming to you straight from the Rialto Square Theatre in Joliet, IL to your seat at home! I figure anyone who gets into an SNL taping is connected some how and there for the experience. I would really enjoy blowing everbody’s fucking brains out. What do you have to say sir? The universe has to balance itself. You people are on goddamn acid. #billburr #snl I still fuckin hate you people. One said, “The outrage over bill burr’s SNL monologue just proves that y’alls sense of humor is officially extinct in 2020.” One critiqued, “Bill Burr was the absolute worst monologue ever - I turned off the @nbcsnl show. I have a little fuckin cane now. Alright, that’s all my time. Booing Dom Irerra. SNL's Bill Burr / Jack White Monologue | Saturday Night Live SNL's Today 10/10/2020 6 Minutes left and I will be selling my CD after this shit you mother fuckers [CHEERS] and the only way one you’re getting one is if I throw one at your fuckin stupid heads. 7 Mother fucking minutes left. Keep listening to them. Fucking antennas go right in your fucking ears. Comedy is not for you. Bunch of pussies. Bill Burr's SNL monologue was funny and appropriate. What the fuck am I gonna do at this point. Here's why. Your team should be selling cotton candy in the fucking instructional league. Yes. Original source: https://www.wackbag.com/threads/bill-burr-tirade-a-transcript.51531/, Your email address will not be published. “Did you hear what he said in that interview in Playboy in 1970? It’s like, god did that 40 years ago. Your accomplishments over the last few years. I really hope all of you run into all those black people that you love so much here in Camden. Take out your weak cousin with the asthma. OK. Everyone’s chained to their fuckin chairs and just start blowing your fucking brains out. I don’t know. You keep it simple. And it was about that for about 8 seconds. I hate this fuckin city. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features That’s the first time I said cunt. Bill Burr's opening monologue is just obnoxious and misogynstic. Bill Burr came for Pride Month in his opening monologue for Saturday Night Live. Bill Burr Plows Ahead in SNL Monologue Charu Sinha 10/11 /2020 FDA promises no corners were cut in the quick OK of 1st U.S. COVID-19 vaccine Virgin Galactic aborts test in … New York is back, baby. Comedian Bill Burr's SNL monologue addressed everything from coronavirus and being 'woke' to gay pride and cancel culture, noting he'd probably be 'canceled' after his opening jokes. … I hope the cheese melts your faces off. If you’re that dumb and you wanna kill your own family members, by all means, do it. That I really feel great. The nerve of you white women. I don’t. Alright? You fucking bunch of losers with your fucking cellphone pictures Fucking suck a dick. You can’t see shit. It's 2020. Bunch of fucking losers. They’re literally running out of people to cancel. Wow, thank you. The last two minutes is gonna be my rider for the rest of this fucking tour. That’s what you did. You have a soccer team? Each and every one of you and somehow they just keep repeatedly cumming right in your fucking eyeballs, so that it builds up so much that your eyes fucking crust over. The full transcript of Bill’s monologue at the SNL is now available here In 2006 Bill Burr and many of the regular comedians of The Opie & Anthony Show were on The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour, hitting large venues around the nation. There’s gay black people, they can celebrate from June 1st, July 31st, 61 days of celebrating. I hope there’s a line of all of you guys getting fuckin car jacked and they take out their big black dicks and they just shove them right in your fucking mouths. You can all lick my fucking red nuts. I hope that bridge collapses onto your pathetic lives. Look at this. Stand-up comic and former “Breaking Bad” actor Bill Burr has ignited a Twitter firestorm — for mocking everyone from white women to gays in his first “Saturday Night Live’’ monologue. I’m like, “Some people not using safe sex and making all these babies?” So, I finally walked up to this old New York door guy and I was just like, “Dude, what’s going on? You fucking one bridge having piece of shit city that no one gives a fuck about. Bill Burr is exactly the comic we DON‘T NEED RIGHT NOW. I hope your fucking radios fall on your heads tomorrow. Get the peep show back in Time Square, old people can walk safely 40 blocks away. And all of a sudden it went off the rails like, “Oh! Burr then spent his 12 minute set picking apart every thing about the city from its food, its sports teams, its icons, all while receiving boos from the audience. View all posts by Don Roy King. Read the transcript of Bill Burr stand-up monologue at the Saturday Night Live in October 2020. Bill Burr had an amazing monologue on "Saturday Night Live." He ripped cancel culture coming for John Wayne and woke white women. Bunch of racist fucking morons. Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. They’re going after dead people now. What’s that sir? What’s that sir? Fuck all of you. Maybe I wouldn’t have a bunch of cunts not fuckin paying attention 4 hours into a goddamn show. The full transcript of Bill’s monologue at the SNL is now available. 52 fuckin hours into a show. You guys were here man. Go fuck yourselves. CLEARLY it was the first Bill Burr experience for some people. You bunch of faggots. Bunch of goddamn pansies. That’s not bad 12 minute rant. Comedian Bill Burr hosted Saturday Night Live last night (with Jack White filling in as musical guest after that country nobody Morgan Wallen was dropped for acting a COVID fool), and his opening monologue gave some a case of the cringes and others a case of of the slow claps. Go back to the dock and unload some shit. I was here last year. Bunch of goddamn fucking losers. That’s great. This is probably the funniest SNL Monologue in a long time and it is no surprise that it offended the Twitter community. The Netflix star referred to white women as his “bitches” while claiming … The one fuckin kid that would actually go to college in this fucking crowd. Thank you so much. And I’m gonna laugh at your fucking funerals which is gonna be great. But let’s go back in history here, okay? - LinkedIn who told bill burr he, a straight white man, should try to tackle homophobia and racism in the worst way possible in his snl monologue — ً (@wyattswoods) October 11, 2020 Me listening to Bill Burr again, let me say this, there's absolutely no need to call white women bitches, because I rock with at least 47% of white women. What’s left, the Phillies that faggot ass team named named after a female horse. Required fields are marked *. Maybe you’ll win another one. Tank tops! So, I haven’t been in New York for about a year. Bill Burr scores valid points on canceling the crop while trying to cancel ALL IN SIGHT. Go fuck yourselves. Anyway, I don’t know. Getting booed by people sittin in the fucking grass. Yeah. I do 3 minutes. I like people who wear masks. Someone tell him calling women 'bitches' isn't funny,” wrote one commenter on Twitter. I don’t know. I got 4 minutes left. God I hope mass aids, full blown, like fuckin you get weak as you walk to your fuckin car and you just pass out and they just find you next to your ’83 Fucking Monte Carlo with gravel imbedded into the fuckin side of your bald ass fuckin head. City started looking like a giant Bed Bath & Beyond, and then bam! The month of June is gay pride month. Your email address will not be published. They get 28 days of overcast weather. Sam Morril compares wearing a condom to doing volunteer work, wonders if murderers critique each other’s work and recalls befriending a vigilante in Cleveland. Comedian Bill Burr has come under fire for his monologue on Saturday Night Live this week. What do you want me to talk about. Jack White is here. You are this high above New Orleans. In his second comedy special for EPIX, Craig Ferguson puts his sometimes cheeky, always irreverent spin on universal topics from sex and drugs to rock & roll-including his hilarious experiences with Mick Jagger and Kenny G. Kevin Hart serves up laughs and brick oven pizza from the comfort of his home, and dishes on male group chats, sex after 40 and life with COVID-19. You’re listening to the egg heads, the people who we all cheated off of in high school, right? Bill Burr didn't hold back in his controversial opening " Saturday Night Live " monologue. From the jump, the unruly Philly crowd set the tone of the night by booing the first comedian off the stage and then proceeded to give hell to all other comedians on the bill. Things went south when the tour came to the Philadelphia. Suck a dick. Somehow there’s another dick in there for you to suck. This gotta be fucking ridiculous. Thank you. Then come up with jokes designed to prove that point. Ploughing ahead, let’s talk white women here. I’m fucking trying to deal with this bullshit. It had to happen. Jesus Christ the goddamn people on this show are givin me shit. Yeah, the audience isn't full of Bill Burr fans like a normal show he would do. The reaction to what he said undergirds white supremacy. Yes. There’s too many people. It’s great. I don’t care. By the time the 12 minute set (which Burr counted down every passing minute) was over, much of the crowd gave the comedian a standing ovation. You haven’t won a SuperBowl since they had facemasks. You fuckin jackasses. Lol. Say it. I got your mothers. The whole pride of your city is built around a fuckin guy who doesn’t even exist. Larry the Cable Guy – Remain Seated (2020) – Transcript, Craig Ferguson: Just Being Honest (2015) – Transcript, Kevin Hart: Zero F**ks Given (2020) – Transcript, Sam Morril: I Got This (2020) – Transcript. I broke the mic stand. Fucking assholes. All of you. I hope you go 0-15. Stand-up comic and former “Breaking Bad” actor Bill Burr has ignited a Twitter firestorm — for mocking everyone from white women to gays in his … Saturday marked his first time hosting SNL, and it's fair to say it's divided opinion. You probably won’t even notice the fuckin difference. I should get fucking paid right now people. Huh. 0% body fat. Throw out some topics Let’s talk about heart disease, something you’re all gonna fuckin die of. You don’t bring up race or religion with your grandparents. Two guys kissing. Your fucking Rush T-Shirts that say I beat the shit out of my girlfriends. You and your fuckin Donovan McNabb shirt. Just keep making the cookies.” Yeah. It’s gonna be amazing. The Flyers. I am so excited to be here. That’s what happens when you stick in M&M’s store at Time Square. It’s literally a dream come true. Dude, black people were actually enslaved, they get February. Yeah! This doesn’t change anything. You have no idea what it’s like to be me.” Trashing white guys. Bill Burr's opening monologue on 'SNL' draws praise, backlash on social media Burr’s opening monologue tackled everything from anti-maskers to cancel culture, from wokeness to … I guess my grandparents were older. Bill Burr Tackles Cancel Culture For His ‘SNL’ Debut, While ‘The Fly’ Has Jim You’re gonna get fired for coming to work too late cause they’re not gonna notice that you have fucking bone marrow cancer. In 2006 Bill Burr and many of the regular comedians of The Opie & Anthony Show were on The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour, hitting large venues around the nation. 1 month ago I heard some rumblings that this was some ghastly meltdown or highly controversial. I hate the way you eat with your little shitty ass subway. Dude I think he can win! What’s that? Just one after another. I’m gonna be the little observational comedian here. 3 minutes left of this motherfuckin tirade. BILL BURR: SNL MONOLOGUE (2020) – TRANSCRIPT Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and the “woke” white women. Wearing a grey face covering, the 52-year-old comedian hosted the second episode of … I hope the glass gets fuckin into your fuckin shoulder blades and then I see you afterwards “Hey how’s it going” [simulates slapping a good friend in the back] Enjoy the fuckin show? Be the first to rate this post. That’s what these people sounded like.” You never talk to your grandparents and brought up the wrong subject? These are equator people. Someone tell him calling women "bitches" isn't funny It's 2020. And speaking of dreams come true, did you see Rick Moranis got sucker punched on the Upper West side? 8 Minutes I’m doin it all. It's 2020. That’s a fucking record. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. everything’s just pressed up, you can’t see anything. Don’t worry. You’re in the front row, you dumb fuck. He goes, “It’s gay pride month.”And I was just like, “Oh!” Dude, you know when you’re just like, stuck in the matrix and you just can’t– [keeping his palm very close to his face.] Oh, Ricky took one in the chops. Sir why are you screaming? That’s what you did. And then somebody gives you that little nugget of information that just pulls it back? Have a good night. Huh? The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. That’s all I got left. You guys all look like surgeons with your masks on. You got fuckin Joe Frazier is from there but he’s black so you can’t fuckin deal with him, so you make a fucking statue for some 3 ft fuckin Italian you stupid philly cheese-eatin fucking jackasses. Nobody wants to go on the parade. I figure anyone who gets into an SNL taping is connected some how and there for the experience. Bill Burr: Snl Monologue (2020) – Transcript November 5, 2020 Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and the "woke" white women. No one gives a shit. You fucking assholes. Why don’t you fucking build something for Joe Frazier. That aint’ gonna work. Just listened to Bill Burr's opening monologue on SNL, then checked the Bill Burr hashtag on Twitter. Oh!” I didn’t know that. Speaker Bill Burr: Thank you. Alright listen I’m out of time. New York is back. So anyways back to the joke. [He looks around for the camera, then he’s pointing at the camera.] Bunch of fucking losers. He was born in 1907. He said things that we avoid talking about in … I hope I hit a baby in the fuckin head. We lost our edge there for a minute. That fuckin pussy team. Please stick around, we’ll be right back. The full transcript of Bill’s monologue at the SNL is now available here. I’m like, “What’s going on? © 2020 Scraps from the Loft. [Bill Burr walks in and to the stage] [cheers and applause] Speaker Bill Burr: Thank you. Oh suck a dick. Someone tell him calling women "bitches" isn't funny #SNL I SAID SUCK A DICK. I hope your mother has herpes in the center of her asshole and you go home tonight and lick it and get it on your tongue and some other horrific shit happens that involves cancer – all of you. Fucking goddamn losers. No votes so far! Goddamn lawn seats. Roland Gabriel running around without a fuckin helmet. This is right here is the theme of my set – a broken mic stand. I’d grab you buy the fuckin hair but you don’t have any. And this has always been a life long dream of mine to come here and host Saturday Night Live. I got one first. I gotta tell you, the way white women somehow hijacked the ‘woke’ movement, generals around the world should be analyzing this. It’s a dream come true. What’s with all these people here?” And he was just like, “Oh, no, no. All of you collectively SUCK a FUCKIN DICK. Yo – I’m seguewaying into my next joke. All of you mother fuckers. 2 MINUTES LEFT. #SNL — Lori (@LoriAndJava) October 11, 2020 Bill Burr's opening monologue is just obnoxious and misogynstic. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Let’s talk white women. That felt great. Some other shit-assed team that’s never gonna win a championship. So, thank you so much for coming out during these difficult times. Rainbow flags. I hope that happens to you. Fuck all of you and fuck the liberty bell, and shove it up Ben Franklin’s ass. [boos] I hope somebody takes a fuckin beer stein and just slaps you in the back of your zit infested fucking shoulders and your awful man tits hang. Remember that had that whole season when they wore the slacks. The next day somebody’s mopping up the 3 pounds of fucking brains that are actually left in this goddamn crowd. Yeah, had a great time. who told bill burr he, a straight white man, should try to tackle homophobia and racism in the worst way possible in his snl monologue — ً (@wyattswoods) October 11, 2020 With my SUV in my heated seats. And then somehow white women swung their Gucci booted feet over the fence of oppression and stuck themselves at the front of the line. You won one fucking world series since 1880. For a group of people that were never enslaved? Bill Burr - SNL MonologueBill Burr snl#BillBurr #SNL #Monologue Larry the Cable Guy is back to Git R Done. I hope you all get in your Ford Focuses and fucking drive off the side of that faggot ass Ben Franklin bridge. That night Burr became the tamer of unruly audiences and earned an incredible amount of respect from comedians and working class audiences that now adore him. When the artist before him was booed off the stage, Burr decided to go on the offensive. 7 MINUTES left. Bill Burr's opening monologue is just obnoxious and misogynstic. I’m fuckin standing here. Right? FEMA would never show up for you fuckin’ assholes. It’s June. I had to buy a fuckin shirt for this shit. You got a fuckin ping pong team? Burr ripped cancel culture coming for John Wayne, white women hijacking the “woke movement,” gay pride month in New York and much more. I don’t know how they did it. What do you think about that? With your red candy-striped faggot fuckin uniforms. Went to the Banana Republic, picked a 20 dollar shirt off the rack. And I was getting all claustrophobic. It had to happen. You don’t know who the fuck he is. Suck a fuckin dick. And I’m doin ALL FUCKING SEVEN. You guys were phenomenal [Crowd Cheers] Oh no.. You know? Listen. Fucking standing backstage for 3 hours to get booed by this GED fuckin stupid-ass piece of shit fuckin crowd. BILL BURR: SNL MONOLOGUE (2020) – TRANSCRIPT Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and the “woke” white women. “My life is so hard. Would love your thoughts, please comment. Thank you. I had a great time with Judd Apatow, Pete Davidson and all the guys. Original air date: October 10, 2020 Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and white It’s about you. Fucking warehouse working, weed smoking, fucking disappointment to your mother. That’s what I do. Play the fucking records. It’s Pride month.” And I’m like, “What’s that?” I’m 52. Thank you. I don’t know. What brilliant shit are you gonna fuckin tell me? Stops you from reproducing. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. Take out your grandparents. What about not fucking interrupting me you jackass. I really the title as “Bill Barr” and I was like wtf is he on SNL? I hope he snaps both his fuckin ankles the first goddamn game. And Twitter took the bait. All of you go fuck yourselves in your own assholes. Fuck all you motherfuckers and fuck the Flyers. What else what else. You’re all gonna get fuckin cancer which is fantastic because all your fucking heads are shaved anyway no one’s even gonna notice. Also wtf is he talking about white women? I come out here with a fuckin gun, hollow tip bullets, and I just start fuckin shooting people. I just blow all your fuckin brains out. Why don’t ya just get the fuckin Ice Capades down there you assholes. We got a great show for you guys everybody. However, Burr would not let the crowd get him like they did the previous acts and kept hammering the audience until some started to turn in his favor. Of yas…can line up with bill burr snl monologue transcript masks on die of camera. 40. What happens when you stick in m & m ’ s like to be me. ” Trashing guys. 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